The Slow Kids are a Jersey Shore cover band with a secret weapon- Dennis.  No, it's Joe.  Rick's the weapon.  JD is definitely weapony.  OK, this is going nowhere.

When we put on a show, our goal is to play a handful of songs that everybody knows, a handful of songs that many people know, a handful of songs that a couple of people know, and an original here and there.

Wanna learn more about the band?